Oh, it’s not really gambling when you never lose.

The gambling interests like to point to the construction jobs, but those jobs go away.

Wealth gotten by vanity shall be diminished: but he that gathereth by labor shall increase.

I like blackjacks a little more than I should.

I find I can make a very honest living cheating at cards.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

A gambler never makes the same mistake twice. It’s usually three or more times.

The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.

I’m going to find moral redemption at the roulette table.

Quit while you're ahead. All the best gamblers do.

Oh, I don’t lose. People who bet on me to lose-lose. And they lose big.

An Englishman never jokes about a wager, sir.

This was my first lesson about gambling: if you see somebody winning all the time, he isn’t gambling, he’s cheating.

If you’re playing a poker game and you look around the table and can’t tell who the sucker is, it’s you.

Made a crazy risk. You gamble, and it’s – about to pay off.

I only gamble with my life, never my money.

No wife can endure a gambling husband unless he is a steady winner.

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune; go there with a large one.