If you’re playing a poker game and you look around the table and can’t tell who the sucker is, it’s you.

A gambler never makes the same mistake twice. It’s usually three or more times.

The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.

I’m going to find moral redemption at the roulette table.

Oh, it’s not really gambling when you never lose.

Quit while you're ahead. All the best gamblers do.

Oh, I don’t lose. People who bet on me to lose-lose. And they lose big.

An Englishman never jokes about a wager, sir.

This was my first lesson about gambling: if you see somebody winning all the time, he isn’t gambling, he’s cheating.

Made a crazy risk. You gamble, and it’s – about to pay off.

I only gamble with my life, never my money.

No wife can endure a gambling husband unless he is a steady winner.

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune; go there with a large one.

Gambling is not about how well you play the games, it's really about how well you handle your money.

You have to be in it to win it.

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.

Gambling is the future on the internet. You can only look at so many dirty pictures.

Women have discovered that they cannot rely on men’s chivalry to give them justice.