Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.

Golf isn’t like other sports where you can take a player out if he’s having a bad day. You have to play the whole game.

Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.

Golf is not a game of great shots. It’s a game of most accurate misses. The people who win make the smallest mistakes.

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

Golf is the only game I know of that actually becomes harder the longer you play it.

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

Go out and have fun. Golf is a game for everyone, not just for the talented few.

If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta National. I just don’t want an early tee time.

He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

To find a man’s true character, play golf with him

Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.

The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf – it’s almost a law.

To find a man’s true character, play golf with him.