The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

Golf is the only game I know of that actually becomes harder the longer you play it.

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

Go out and have fun. Golf is a game for everyone, not just for the talented few.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta National. I just don’t want an early tee time.

He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

To find a man’s true character, play golf with him

Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.

The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf – it’s almost a law.

To find a man’s true character, play golf with him.

There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.

Achievements on the golf course are not what matters, decency and honesty are what matter.

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

Do your best, one shot at a time and then move on. Remember that golf is just a game.