To find a man’s true character, play golf with him.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta National. I just don’t want an early tee time.

He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

To find a man’s true character, play golf with him

Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.

The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf – it’s almost a law.

There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.

Achievements on the golf course are not what matters, decency and honesty are what matter.

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

Do your best, one shot at a time and then move on. Remember that golf is just a game.

The pain you feel today, will be the strength you feel tomorrow.

Exercise is like telling your body, ‘You’re gonna hate me for this, but you’ll thank me later.’

Your body is the church where Nature asks to be reverenced.

Setting goals is the first step into turning the invisible into the visible.

The same voice that says ‘give up’ can also be trained to say ‘keep going’.