I wish Facebook would change “Single” to “Riding Solo.” It would sound much cooler.

I wish Facebook would change “Single” to “Riding Solo.” It would sound much cooler.

single status

Stop asking why I’m still single I don’t ask why you’re still married.

Stop asking why I’m still single I don’t ask why you’re still married.

loves being single because you can flirt with anyone you god damn.

loves being single because you can flirt with anyone you god damn.

NO love, no pain, no gain, stay Single be Happy.

NO love, no pain, no gain, stay Single be Happy.

A single rose can be my garden.. a single friend my world.

A single rose can be my garden.. a single friend my world.

Being single is just a status, not a destiny.

Being single is just a status, not a destiny.

Totally single, totally free, totally happy, totally satisfied.

Totally single, totally free, totally happy, totally satisfied.

I am single and you're welcome to change that.

I am single and you're welcome to change that.

S.I.N.G.L.E -sexy independent Naughty gorgeous loving every day.

S.I.N.G.L.E -sexy independent Naughty gorgeous loving every day.

thinks being single is like having a McDonalds – I’m Lovin’ It.

thinks being single is like having a McDonalds – I’m Lovin’ It.

Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.

Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.

Brothers are like fat thighs. they stick together

Brothers are like fat thighs. they stick together

An older brother is a godsend for his sister.

An older brother is a godsend for his sister.

A brother is a sister's best supporter and defender.

A brother is a sister's best supporter and defender.

A brother and sister relationship is a special bond that strengthens over time.

A brother and sister relationship is a special bond that strengthens over time.

A brother is a special ally when facing challenges.

A brother is a special ally when facing challenges.

A brother will drop what he's doing to help his sister.

A brother will drop what he's doing to help his sister.

A friend who always has your back is a true brother.

A friend who always has your back is a true brother.

As first born, brother, you hogged the best genes from Mom and Dad.

As first born, brother, you hogged the best genes from Mom and Dad.