I look at you and see the rest of my life in front of my eyes.

I love you like how potbellied policemen are obsessed with donuts and how chubby kids love ice cream.

Just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren’t naked right now.

I love you more than I love getting drunk. And I really, really love getting drunk.

I want to spend the rest of my life annoying you!

I love you the way a drowning man needs air. And it would destroy me to have you just a little.

Believing that you are mine forever is what makes me get up in the mornings.

Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I’m ready for war.

I love you not only for what you are but for what I am when I am with you.

You are extraordinary, exquisite, impressive, magical and I am so in love with you.

Life with you is tranquil yet full of surprises and I am in it for the long haul.

Thank you for stealing my eyes from the crowd and stealing my heart from me.

Time and time again I have to pinch myself when I see you next to me. You are my dream come true.

Your opinion is not my reality.

I never insult people; I only tell them what they are.

I’m sorry, it’s my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.

If you don’t know the whole story, shut up.

Don’t Play With Me! Because I know I Can PLAY Better Than You.

Please don’t consider my kindness as my weakness The beast in me is sleeping not dead.