If life gives you lemons, Add VODKA.

Hard work works harder than luck!

Winners are losers who got up and gave it one more try.

Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment.

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.

Respect yourself and in time the whole world will respect you.

I drink wine because my doctor said I shouldn’t keep things bottled up.

Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.

People are not addicted to Alcohol or drugs, They are addicted to escaping reality.

Drink washes off the daub and discovers the man.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Responsible Drinking? Now that’s an oxymoron.

A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

I drink alcohol to drown my problems, unfortunately my problems are damn good swimmers.

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.

Always buy a bigger bottle than you think You’ll need. Better to be safe than sober.

If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs.