A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

I drink wine because my doctor said I shouldn’t keep things bottled up.

Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.

People are not addicted to Alcohol or drugs, They are addicted to escaping reality.

Drink washes off the daub and discovers the man.

If life gives you lemons, Add VODKA.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Responsible Drinking? Now that’s an oxymoron.

A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy.

I drink alcohol to drown my problems, unfortunately my problems are damn good swimmers.

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.

Always buy a bigger bottle than you think You’ll need. Better to be safe than sober.

If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs.

I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been over served.

I work until beer o’clock.

Step Aside COFFEE This is a Job for ALCOHOL

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.