I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.

If cats could write history, their history would be mostly about cats.

A cat understands how to be pleasant in the morning. He doesn’t talk.

My cat is not insane, she’s just a really good actress.

The only thing a cat worries about is what’s happening right now.

Time spent with a cat is never wasted.

The smallest feline is a masterpiece.

Dogs have owners, Cats have staff.

Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.

The cat is above all things, a dramatist.

Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.

In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.

Meow is like aloha – it can mean anything.

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

All cats like being the focus of attention.

What greater gift than the love of a cat?

Cats are inquisitive but hate to admit it

Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place.

Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.