Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.

A cat understands how to be pleasant in the morning. He doesn’t talk.

My cat is not insane, she’s just a really good actress.

The only thing a cat worries about is what’s happening right now.

Time spent with a cat is never wasted.

The smallest feline is a masterpiece.

Dogs have owners, Cats have staff.

Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.

The cat is above all things, a dramatist.

I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.

In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.

Meow is like aloha – it can mean anything.

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

All cats like being the focus of attention.

What greater gift than the love of a cat?

Cats are inquisitive but hate to admit it

Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place.

Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.

Adventure in life is good… consistency in Coffee is even better.