The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.

Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place.

Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.

Adventure in life is good… consistency in Coffee is even better.

You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close.

How far behind would technology be, if no one ever discovered coffee?

Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.

Coffee! Is the planet shaking or is just me?

I judge a restaurant by the bread and the coffee.

Drink coffee! Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy.

A morning without coffee is like sleep.

Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.

Coffee. Creative lighter fluid.

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.

Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.

I like my coffee strong and my women weak.

I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.

I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.

When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.