Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.

Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.

Coffee! Is the planet shaking or is just me?

I judge a restaurant by the bread and the coffee.

Drink coffee! Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy.

The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.

A morning without coffee is like sleep.

Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.

Coffee. Creative lighter fluid.

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.

I like my coffee strong and my women weak.

I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.

I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.

When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.

If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.

I put coffee in my coffee.

Doctors found traces of blood in my coffee stream.

My birthstone is a coffee bean.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.