I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.

Drink coffee! Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy.

The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.

A morning without coffee is like sleep.

Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.

Coffee. Creative lighter fluid.

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.

Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.

I like my coffee strong and my women weak.

I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.

When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.

If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.

I put coffee in my coffee.

Doctors found traces of blood in my coffee stream.

My birthstone is a coffee bean.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

Coffee helps me maintain my “never killed anyone streak”

The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drinks.

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.