Doctors found traces of blood in my coffee stream.

Coffee. Creative lighter fluid.

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.

Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.

I like my coffee strong and my women weak.

I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.

I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.

When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.

If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.

I put coffee in my coffee.

My birthstone is a coffee bean.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

Coffee helps me maintain my “never killed anyone streak”

The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drinks.

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

7 days without coffee makes one WEAK.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.