A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

Coffee Quotes

Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.

Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.

I like my coffee strong and my women weak.

I like my coffee strong and my women weak.

I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.

I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.

I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.

I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.

When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.

When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.

If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.

If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.

I put coffee in my coffee.

I put coffee in my coffee.

Doctors found traces of blood in my coffee stream.

Doctors found traces of blood in my coffee stream.

My birthstone is a coffee bean.

My birthstone is a coffee bean.

Coffee helps me maintain my “never killed anyone streak”

Coffee helps me maintain my “never killed anyone streak”

The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drinks.

The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drinks.

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

7 days without coffee makes one WEAK.

7 days without coffee makes one WEAK.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.

I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.

My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me.

My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me.