7 days without coffee makes one WEAK.

When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.

If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.

I put coffee in my coffee.

Doctors found traces of blood in my coffee stream.

My birthstone is a coffee bean.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

Coffee helps me maintain my “never killed anyone streak”

The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drinks.

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.

My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me.

KEEP CALM AND DRINK COFFEE.

Wake up & smell the coffee.

Make your product easier to buy than your competition, or you will find your customers buying from them, not you.

And if we’re all one, we need to stop our competition with each other. Most of the decisions we make are about survival and winning.