Great food is like great sex. The more you have the more you want.

Eating good food is my favourite thing in the world. Nothing is more blissful.

Sorry, I’m in a relationship—with food!

My best hostess tip is to have good food and really good music.

Halt your work and eat lunch!

Ice cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn’t illegal.

I’m the best when it comes to eating meat.

Broken cookies have no calories!

People who love to eat are always the best people.

My head is full of thoughts about food. Don’t judge, it’s a thing.

If you do not eat well, then you won’t be able to think well, love well, and sleep well.

Life is too short for self-hatred and celery sticks.

The main facts in human life are five: birth, food, sleep, love, and death.

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity.

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.

If it’s made of chocolate, then I’m going to eat it!

Most people eat to live. On the contrary, I live to eat.

You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food.

I’ve always been fond of hashtags. They remind me of waffles!