Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity.

Ice cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn’t illegal.

I’m the best when it comes to eating meat.

Broken cookies have no calories!

People who love to eat are always the best people.

My head is full of thoughts about food. Don’t judge, it’s a thing.

Great food is like great sex. The more you have the more you want.

If you do not eat well, then you won’t be able to think well, love well, and sleep well.

Life is too short for self-hatred and celery sticks.

The main facts in human life are five: birth, food, sleep, love, and death.

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.

If it’s made of chocolate, then I’m going to eat it!

Most people eat to live. On the contrary, I live to eat.

You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food.

I’ve always been fond of hashtags. They remind me of waffles!

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken.

Love and sausage are alike. I can never get enough of both.

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

I love you to the fridge and back.