Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.

Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and halfway closed thereafter.

Marriage is a gift from God to us. The quality of our marriage is our gift back to him.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.

It’s lovely being a parent and being in a strong marriage with somebody who is your best friend.

Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.

You know you’re in love when you stop comparing.

Marriage is the most natural state of man, and... the state in which you will find solid happiness.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

A good marriage is where both people feel like they’re getting the better end of the deal.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and as difficult as that.

Love is not weakness. It is strong. Only the sacrament of marriage can contain it.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that’s mad.

I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.

The great marriages are partnerships. It can’t be a great marriage without being a partnership.