When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.

It’s lovely being a parent and being in a strong marriage with somebody who is your best friend.

Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.

You know you’re in love when you stop comparing.

Marriage is the most natural state of man, and... the state in which you will find solid happiness.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

A good marriage is where both people feel like they’re getting the better end of the deal.

Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and as difficult as that.

Love is not weakness. It is strong. Only the sacrament of marriage can contain it.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that’s mad.

I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.

The great marriages are partnerships. It can’t be a great marriage without being a partnership.

The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.

A happy marriage is the world’s best bargain.

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.