A happy marriage is the world’s best bargain.

A good marriage is where both people feel like they’re getting the better end of the deal.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and as difficult as that.

Love is not weakness. It is strong. Only the sacrament of marriage can contain it.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that’s mad.

I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.

The great marriages are partnerships. It can’t be a great marriage without being a partnership.

The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

When I'm weak, you can be strong; when I'm strong, you can be weak. That's what I believe marriage is.

The most important four words for a successful marriage: I’ll do the dishes.

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.

Marriage doesn't make you happy, you make your marriage happy.

After the chills and fever of love, how nice is the 98.6° of marriage.

A happy marriage is the union of two good forgives.

Marriage is the most natural state of man and the state in which you will find solid happiness.