Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.
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Grab this day by the neck and kiss it.
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My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses
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Life is a game, and it's much more fun if you play it as your own game, so stay light and loose and relaxed.
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You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.
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Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.
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I don't have to take this abuse from you I have hundreds of people waiting in line to abuse me!
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The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.
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The automatic things you do are basically those things that keep you from doing the better things you need to do.
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Melancholy is kind of sweet sometimes, I think. It's not a negative thing. It's not a mean thing. It's just something that happens in life, like autumn.