I have experimental evidence that time travel is not possible.

I have experimental evidence that time travel is not possible.

Stephen Hawking

One cannot really argue with a mathematical theorem.

One cannot really argue with a mathematical theorem.

We waste time, so you don't have to.

We waste time, so you don't have to.

Plagiarism saves time.

Plagiarism saves time.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

If time travel is possible, where are the tourists from the future?

If time travel is possible, where are the tourists from the future?

We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.

We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.

Love the neighbour. But don't get caught.

Love the neighbour. But don't get caught.

People won't have time for you if you are always angry or complaining.

People won't have time for you if you are always angry or complaining.

While there's life, there is hope.

While there's life, there is hope.

I'd say I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid He might hear me.

I'd say I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid He might hear me.

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an ass.

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an ass.

The past, like the future, is indefinite and exists only as a spectrum of possibilities.

The past, like the future, is indefinite and exists only as a spectrum of possibilities.

A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.

A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.

The universe doesn't allow perfection.

The universe doesn't allow perfection.

I like physics, but I love cartoons.

I like physics, but I love cartoons.

Look up at the stars, not down at your feet.

Look up at the stars, not down at your feet.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge.