Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

Donald Trump

Don't tell me it doesn't work. Torture works. Okay, folks?

Don't tell me it doesn't work. Torture works. Okay, folks?

It's always good to be underestimated.

It's always good to be underestimated.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

I am the least racist person there is.

I am the least racist person there is.

Sometimes it pays to be a little wild.

Sometimes it pays to be a little wild.

In life, you have to rely on the past, and that's called history.

In life, you have to rely on the past, and that's called history.

Our country is being run by incompetent people.

Our country is being run by incompetent people.

Climate change is a big scam for a lot of people to make a lot of money.

Climate change is a big scam for a lot of people to make a lot of money.

I like to be nice to people, but sometimes people aren't nice to me.

I like to be nice to people, but sometimes people aren't nice to me.

You have to think anyway, so why not think big?

You have to think anyway, so why not think big?

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

I liked Truman very much. He was precise and businesslike. After a while, it was his turn.

I liked Truman very much. He was precise and businesslike. After a while, it was his turn.

No one person invented Mulberry. The knowledge that we had to have this floating harbour slowly grew.

No one person invented Mulberry. The knowledge that we had to have this floating harbour slowly grew.

Even that crazy lunatic, my aunt the Empress, we absolutely sweet and charming.

Even that crazy lunatic, my aunt the Empress, we absolutely sweet and charming.

It is a curious thing, but I have been right in everything I have done and said in my life.

It is a curious thing, but I have been right in everything I have done and said in my life.

I can't think of a more wonderful thanksgiving for the life I've had than that everyone should be jolly at my funeral.

I can't think of a more wonderful thanksgiving for the life I've had than that everyone should be jolly at my funeral.

In 1966 I became president of the British Computer Society.

In 1966 I became president of the British Computer Society.