Stand up, Chuck, let them see you.

Stand up, Chuck, let them see you.

Joe Biden

Apologized for saying Barack Obama was clean and articulate.

Apologized for saying Barack Obama was clean and articulate.

Osama bin Laden is dead, and General Motors is alive.

Osama bin Laden is dead, and General Motors is alive.

I was not an activist.

I was not an activist.

An abusive relationship is worse than being in prison. I mean literally, not figuratively.

An abusive relationship is worse than being in prison. I mean literally, not figuratively.

I was the first in my family to go to college.

I was the first in my family to go to college.

I'm joking, I'm joking. Best decision I ever made.

I'm joking, I'm joking. Best decision I ever made.

The art of living is simply getting up after you've been knocked down.

The art of living is simply getting up after you've been knocked down.

The president has a big stick.

The president has a big stick.

Let's just be smart this time. I'm looking for smart.

Let's just be smart this time. I'm looking for smart.

All you need is a double barrel

All you need is a double barrel

The greatest gift is the ability to forget - to forget the bad things and focus on the good.

The greatest gift is the ability to forget - to forget the bad things and focus on the good.

One role of government is to go where venture capital won't.

One role of government is to go where venture capital won't.

Wealthy people are just as patriotic as poor people, I honest to God believe that.

Wealthy people are just as patriotic as poor people, I honest to God believe that.

Do not tell me your values​​. Just give me pocket money, I would say how much you are worth

Do not tell me your values​​. Just give me pocket money, I would say how much you are worth

You know we're going to control the insurance companies.

You know we're going to control the insurance companies.

Some of my best friends are Jewish contributors to the Democratic Party

Some of my best friends are Jewish contributors to the Democratic Party

Failure at some point in your life is inevitable, but giving up is unforgivable.

Failure at some point in your life is inevitable, but giving up is unforgivable.

Folks, I can tell you I've known eight presidents, three of them intimately.

Folks, I can tell you I've known eight presidents, three of them intimately.