I don’t drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.

I don’t drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.

Robert Downey Jr

I’ve always felt like such an outsider in this industry. Because I’m so insane I guess.

I’ve always felt like such an outsider in this industry. Because I’m so insane I guess.

I had this bad-boy-from-New York vibe going, dressed like a punk rocker with spiky hair.

I had this bad-boy-from-New York vibe going, dressed like a punk rocker with spiky hair.

I’m coming from a place of total strength and humility now.

I’m coming from a place of total strength and humility now.

I guess the issue for me is to keep things dynamic.

I guess the issue for me is to keep things dynamic.

I’m not 40 yet. I wouldn’t even bother comparing myself to Chaplin.

I’m not 40 yet. I wouldn’t even bother comparing myself to Chaplin.

I make faces for cash and chicken.

I make faces for cash and chicken.

Does any new parent, even if you’re not a first-time parent, ever really know what to do?

Does any new parent, even if you’re not a first-time parent, ever really know what to do?

If I was a Pokemon, I’ll either be a Psyduck or a Jigglypuff.

If I was a Pokemon, I’ll either be a Psyduck or a Jigglypuff.

I am in the continual process of transcending fear-based rituals.

I am in the continual process of transcending fear-based rituals.

I don’t want to be so confident in myself.

I don’t want to be so confident in myself.

There’s somewhere you’re supposed to go, and if you get quiet enough, you’ll make it.

There’s somewhere you’re supposed to go, and if you get quiet enough, you’ll make it.

I have a sense of destiny that you are led to the things you are supposed to do.

I have a sense of destiny that you are led to the things you are supposed to do.

I’m an actor, a husband, a father of two, and a full-time Avenger.

I’m an actor, a husband, a father of two, and a full-time Avenger.

Nothing’s a break for me. Not even the breaks are breaks.

Nothing’s a break for me. Not even the breaks are breaks.

I’m not used to feeling like I belong where I am.

I’m not used to feeling like I belong where I am.

Give me a scotch, I’m starving.

Give me a scotch, I’m starving.

There is unplanned gold in every soul you run into, no matter what walk of life they are from.

There is unplanned gold in every soul you run into, no matter what walk of life they are from.

If I was a lawyer, I’d be my own best client.

If I was a lawyer, I’d be my own best client.