Give me a scotch, I’m starving.

If I was a Pokemon, I’ll either be a Psyduck or a Jigglypuff.

I am in the continual process of transcending fear-based rituals.

I don’t drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.

I don’t want to be so confident in myself.

There’s somewhere you’re supposed to go, and if you get quiet enough, you’ll make it.

I have a sense of destiny that you are led to the things you are supposed to do.

I’m an actor, a husband, a father of two, and a full-time Avenger.

Nothing’s a break for me. Not even the breaks are breaks.

I’m not used to feeling like I belong where I am.

There is unplanned gold in every soul you run into, no matter what walk of life they are from.

If I was a lawyer, I’d be my own best client.

Sometimes you just gotta be drop-kicked out of the nest.

It’s like I have a loaded gun in my mouth and I like the taste of metal.

Peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy.

I know very little about acting. I’m just an incredibly gifted faker.

The old saying is true, behind every good man theres an incredible woman.

Look, even bad years are pretty good years I think.

I think it’s miraculous that anybody survives themselves.