The old saying is true, behind every good man theres an incredible woman.

Nothing’s a break for me. Not even the breaks are breaks.

I’m not used to feeling like I belong where I am.

Give me a scotch, I’m starving.

There is unplanned gold in every soul you run into, no matter what walk of life they are from.

If I was a lawyer, I’d be my own best client.

Sometimes you just gotta be drop-kicked out of the nest.

It’s like I have a loaded gun in my mouth and I like the taste of metal.

Peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy.

I know very little about acting. I’m just an incredibly gifted faker.

Look, even bad years are pretty good years I think.

I think it’s miraculous that anybody survives themselves.

And last but not least.

I think life changes every year. This is just a little more comfortable.

Listen, smile, agree, then do whatever you were going to do anyway.

I’m really close to all of my family.

Life’s too short. And the biggest curse is falling in love with somebody.

My mom’s hot. I mean she’s old, but my mom’s out of control.

No matter how good or bad your life is, wake up each morning and be thankful you still have one.