Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.

When you create you get a little endorphin rush. Why do you think Einstein looked like that?

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

You know what music is - a harmonic connection between all living beings.

Good people end up in Hell because they can't forgive themselves.

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.

You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don't become stupid!

There are no rules. Just follow your heart.

Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

There's a world out there. Open a window, and it's there.

Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.

The things we fear the most have already happened to us.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.