Someday. That's a dangerous word. It's really just a code for 'never'.

It seems to me that if there were any logic to our language, the trust would be a four-letter word.

I don't pretend to be the character. I am the character.

They smell good. They look pretty. I love women. I do.

There is no such thing as a chemical imbalance.

Individuals have to decide what is true and real for them.

There is Life in every breath.

I don't care who you are, life has challenges.

Perception and reality are two different things.

Nothing ends nicely, that's why it ends.

No dream is ever just a dream.

In this life, it's not what you hope for, it's not what you deserve - it's what you take!

Just let the wardrobe do the acting.

I mean, it’s really hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace.

Decent people shouldn’t live here. They’d be happier some place else.

I only take Viagra when I’m with more than one woman.

I think the Greeks invented sports as an antidote to philosophy.

Frankly, I got into the movies because I like the movies a lot.

You can call me Joker. And as you can see, I’m a lot happier.