If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap me.

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.

I'm scared of boogers. If anyone ever showed me a booger I'd smash their face in.

It's a great honour that something that you took part in creating becomes this forever object.

I can't stand not being able to joke around on set, so I have to.

I'm not 'Blockbuster Boy.' I never wanted to be. I wasn't looking for that.

I would give everything if I could only keep my family.

I've never been particularly ambitious. I'm driven by the moment.

I hope some day to make you all a cup of coffee. Alright, peace

My body is my journal, and my tattoos are my story.

I just watched cartoons for three years, and that had a strong effect on me.

You gotta be careful: don't say a word to anybody about anything anytime ever.

I actually tell lies for a living. Exactly. I mean, that's what acting is, really.

No one wants to go out mid-sentence.

Sometimes I feel like I'm possessed by a multitude of demons.

School's a weird thing. I'm not sure it works.

Am I a romantic? I've seen 'Wuthering Heights' ten times. I'm a romantic.

Most people are really nuts and that's fascinating to me.

And it hurts so much to want something you can't have.