Dressing a baby is like putting an octopus into a string bag, making sure none of the arms hang out.

Dressing a baby is like putting an octopus into a string bag, making sure none of the arms hang out.

Chris Evans

I weep at everything.

I weep at everything.

Ferraris are art, but they love being driven.

Ferraris are art, but they love being driven.

If I do cardio I'll disappear.

If I do cardio I'll disappear.

I'm not that great with the press sometimes.

I'm not that great with the press sometimes.

Every guy I know has some sort of freak injury in their body.

Every guy I know has some sort of freak injury in their body.

I like wet hair and sweatpants. I like sneakers and ponytails.

I like wet hair and sweatpants. I like sneakers and ponytails.

I like girls who aren't so la-di-da. L.A. is so la-di-da.

I like girls who aren't so la-di-da. L.A. is so la-di-da.

I emote. I love things so much.

I emote. I love things so much.

I am just enjoying my youth but I want to settle down eventually.

I am just enjoying my youth but I want to settle down eventually.

I swear to God, if you saw me when I am by myself in the woods, I'm a lunatic. I sing, I dance.

I swear to God, if you saw me when I am by myself in the woods, I'm a lunatic. I sing, I dance.

I had no idea there were so many ways you could burn yourself out.

I had no idea there were so many ways you could burn yourself out.

All my good movies, nobody sees.

All my good movies, nobody sees.

I can’t believe I was almost too chicken to play Captain America.

I can’t believe I was almost too chicken to play Captain America.

Men and women aren't too dissimilar.

Men and women aren't too dissimilar.

What does a woman want? More.

What does a woman want? More.

I weep at everything. I love things so much - I just never want to dilute that.

I weep at everything. I love things so much - I just never want to dilute that.

I am single and not looking to be in a relationship.

I am single and not looking to be in a relationship.

Lost luggage is just an opportunity to start afresh.

Lost luggage is just an opportunity to start afresh.