I'm gonna stick your head so far up your *ss your gonna have to cut holes in your nipples to see!

The Rock has just one thing to say to you: poontang your ass on out of here!

Getting back into the action genre is like going back home. It's great.

If ya' smell what The Rock is cookin'!

Take your ass to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive.

Michael Cole, The Rock knows that you have never, EVER, had a piece of poontang pie!

Yeah, arrest that man for the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse.

I love driving cool cars, but there is nothing like driving a pickup truck.

When he speaks to you he speaks with an earnest vibe and an earnest energy.

I want someone who can trust that my big hands are going to take care of them.

The money is of no concern to me, whatsoever. I started out with nothing.

Barack Obama did tell me that I was one of Michelle Obama's favorite actors.

It doesn't matter what your name is!

With drive and a bit of talent, you can move mountains.

If you've ever been hungry, you can never be full.

I remember crying my eyes out when I watched the end of the Lion King

Those who are truly brave shall never live in fear.

You will go one on one with the Great One!

Wake up determined. Go to bed satisfied.