Cirque du Freak' is the best vampire series ever.

Disappointment can drive us, or it can defeat us.

Complexity is the enemy of execution!

Maybe you're going insane." "Maybe," agreed Kernel. "I was joking." "I wasn't.

but you were a fool to bring that pider into this house

Throw up whatever's making you sick, Darren," he said, "then get your behind back in here.

What use was money if you didn't have the time to enjoy it?

Indecision is the source of chaos.

Humans elect leaders on the basis of the promises they make.

Confidence has brought them out into the light, but they seem to have forgotten.

I mean, seriously, what lady of taste could resist a shiny green head of hair like mine?

Power always impresses the young and foolish.

He says every story has at least some truth in it, even if most are made up.

Even a minute of dying is better than an eternity of nothingness.

Your spikes have gone floppy.

When it comes to impending, unavoidable extinction, ignorance is bliss.

Of course, I have nightmares-Who doesn't?

If mankind's destined to bite the bullet, let's bite it and be damned.

Stick it up to your crack, you warped son of a mutant b*tch!