When I was growing up, my family was so poor we couldn't afford to pay attention.

When I was growing up, my family was so poor we couldn't afford to pay attention.

Mr. T

I would like to talk about my Mama, for a bit.

I would like to talk about my Mama, for a bit.

I'm a Christian - I really don't believe in UFOs.

I'm a Christian - I really don't believe in UFOs.

Table the label and wear your own name.

Table the label and wear your own name.

My mother told me that niceness and kindness goes a long way.

My mother told me that niceness and kindness goes a long way.

When I look back on my work, I'm proud of what I've done.

When I look back on my work, I'm proud of what I've done.

I'm tender when I need to be. I'm tough when I should to be.

I'm tender when I need to be. I'm tough when I should to be.

Anger: use it, but don't lose it!

Anger: use it, but don't lose it!

Love is a verb and verbs show action

Love is a verb and verbs show action

It takes a smart guy to play dumb.

It takes a smart guy to play dumb.

Any man who doesn't love his mama can't be a friend of mine.

Any man who doesn't love his mama can't be a friend of mine.

You might not have the things you want, but if you check carefully, you got all you need.

You might not have the things you want, but if you check carefully, you got all you need.

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal.

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal.

Somedays you eat the bear, somedays the bear eats you

Somedays you eat the bear, somedays the bear eats you

I don't like magic - but I have been known to make guys disappear.

I don't like magic - but I have been known to make guys disappear.

I believe in the Golden Rule, The Man with the Gold... Rules.

I believe in the Golden Rule, The Man with the Gold... Rules.

First name: Mister; middle name: period; last name T.

First name: Mister; middle name: period; last name T.

I got no time for the jibba-jabba.

I got no time for the jibba-jabba.

I love home cooking, and I'm not a great one for fast food.

I love home cooking, and I'm not a great one for fast food.