Party is the madness of many for the gain of a few.

Party is the madness of many for the gain of a few.

Jonathan Swift

If nothing in this world satisfies me, perhaps it is because I was made for another world.

If nothing in this world satisfies me, perhaps it is because I was made for another world.

Hardship often prepares an ordinary person for an extraordinary destiny.

Hardship often prepares an ordinary person for an extraordinary destiny.

Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it's thinking of yourself less.

Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it's thinking of yourself less.

Don't shine so that others can see you. Shine so that through you, others can see HIM.

Don't shine so that others can see you. Shine so that through you, others can see HIM.

Life with God is not immunity from difficulties, but peace in difficulties.

Life with God is not immunity from difficulties, but peace in difficulties.

You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending.

You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending.

Reason is a very light rider, and easily shook off.

Reason is a very light rider, and easily shook off.

Religion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its infancy.

Religion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its infancy.

I hate nobody: I am in charity with the world.

I hate nobody: I am in charity with the world.

If you were not reasoned into your beliefs, you cannot be reasoned out of them.

If you were not reasoned into your beliefs, you cannot be reasoned out of them.

I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning.

I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning.

Cruel people are ever cowards in emergency.

Cruel people are ever cowards in emergency.

May you live all the days of your life.

May you live all the days of your life.

There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.

There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.

A nice man is a man of nasty ideas.

A nice man is a man of nasty ideas.

Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.

Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.

He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.

He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.

It is the talent of human nature to run from one extreme to another.

It is the talent of human nature to run from one extreme to another.