People who don't think shouldn't talk.

It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.

Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.

In some ways, you know, people that don't exist, are much nicer than people that do.

She who saves a single soul, saves the universe.

Courtesy is a small act but it packs a mighty wallop.

The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

The proper definition of a man is an animal that writes letters.

It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

One of the hardest things in the world is to convey a meaning accurately from one mind to another.

Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well.

If you do not know where you want to go, it doesn't matter which path you take.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

My life really has been one long extravaganza.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

I'm over-educated in the things I shouldn't have known at all.