How was your flight? Well, aeronautically it was a great success. Socially, it left quite a bit to be desired.

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

What I adore is supreme professionalism. I’m bored by writers who can write only when it’s raining.

She stopped the show - but then the show wasn't traveling very fast.

I can't sing, but I know how to, which is quite different.

Bed is the perfect climate.

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs.

He's completely unspoiled by failure.

Trust your instincts. If you have no instincts, trust your impulses.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

Christmas is at our throats again.

Grab it while you can — grab every scrap of happiness while you can

Television is for appearing on, not looking at.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?

Work is much more fun than fun.

Conceit is an outward manifestation of inferiority.

Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.