Feed the poor and get rich or feed the rich and get poor.

Feed the poor and get rich or feed the rich and get poor.

Colonel Sanders

Scientists are a bunch of romantics.

Scientists are a bunch of romantics.

To me, my recipes are priceless.

To me, my recipes are priceless.

Don’t be against things so much as for things.

Don’t be against things so much as for things.

A lot of learned men think people really are the food theyve eaten.

A lot of learned men think people really are the food theyve eaten.

People are just like farm equipment. They rust out quicker than they wear out.

People are just like farm equipment. They rust out quicker than they wear out.

Hard work beats all the tonics and vitamins in the world.

Hard work beats all the tonics and vitamins in the world.

My life isn't over and I'm not going to sit in a rocking chair and take money from the government.

My life isn't over and I'm not going to sit in a rocking chair and take money from the government.

The hard way builds solidly a foundation of confidence that cannot be swept away

The hard way builds solidly a foundation of confidence that cannot be swept away

Work is the basis of living. I'll never retire. A man'll rust out quicker than he'll wear out.

Work is the basis of living. I'll never retire. A man'll rust out quicker than he'll wear out.

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there.

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there.

I think a dream is just a suggestion to start something out, do something.

I think a dream is just a suggestion to start something out, do something.

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

One has to remember that every failure can be a stepping stone to something better.

One has to remember that every failure can be a stepping stone to something better.

In all my life I have treated the press with marked contempt and remarkable success.

In all my life I have treated the press with marked contempt and remarkable success.

Considering the company I keep in this place, that is hardly surprising.

Considering the company I keep in this place, that is hardly surprising.

Never take any notice of Anonymous letters, unless you get a few thousand on the same subject.

Never take any notice of Anonymous letters, unless you get a few thousand on the same subject.

I am one of the few men honest enough to say they do not understand women.

I am one of the few men honest enough to say they do not understand women.

Never forget posterity when devising a policy. Never think of posterity when making a speech.

Never forget posterity when devising a policy. Never think of posterity when making a speech.