There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there.

To me, my recipes are priceless.

Don’t be against things so much as for things.

A lot of learned men think people really are the food theyve eaten.

People are just like farm equipment. They rust out quicker than they wear out.

Hard work beats all the tonics and vitamins in the world.

My life isn't over and I'm not going to sit in a rocking chair and take money from the government.

The hard way builds solidly a foundation of confidence that cannot be swept away

Work is the basis of living. I'll never retire. A man'll rust out quicker than he'll wear out.

Feed the poor and get rich or feed the rich and get poor.

I think a dream is just a suggestion to start something out, do something.

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

One has to remember that every failure can be a stepping stone to something better.

In all my life I have treated the press with marked contempt and remarkable success.

Considering the company I keep in this place, that is hardly surprising.

Never take any notice of Anonymous letters, unless you get a few thousand on the same subject.

I am one of the few men honest enough to say they do not understand women.

Never forget posterity when devising a policy. Never think of posterity when making a speech.

"I pay my taxes," says somebody, as if that were an act of virtue instead of one of compulsion.