In all my life I have treated the press with marked contempt and remarkable success.

In all my life I have treated the press with marked contempt and remarkable success.

Robert Menzies

Hard work beats all the tonics and vitamins in the world.

Hard work beats all the tonics and vitamins in the world.

My life isn't over and I'm not going to sit in a rocking chair and take money from the government.

My life isn't over and I'm not going to sit in a rocking chair and take money from the government.

The hard way builds solidly a foundation of confidence that cannot be swept away

The hard way builds solidly a foundation of confidence that cannot be swept away

Work is the basis of living. I'll never retire. A man'll rust out quicker than he'll wear out.

Work is the basis of living. I'll never retire. A man'll rust out quicker than he'll wear out.

Feed the poor and get rich or feed the rich and get poor.

Feed the poor and get rich or feed the rich and get poor.

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there.

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there.

I think a dream is just a suggestion to start something out, do something.

I think a dream is just a suggestion to start something out, do something.

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

One has to remember that every failure can be a stepping stone to something better.

One has to remember that every failure can be a stepping stone to something better.

Considering the company I keep in this place, that is hardly surprising.

Considering the company I keep in this place, that is hardly surprising.

Never take any notice of Anonymous letters, unless you get a few thousand on the same subject.

Never take any notice of Anonymous letters, unless you get a few thousand on the same subject.

I am one of the few men honest enough to say they do not understand women.

I am one of the few men honest enough to say they do not understand women.

Never forget posterity when devising a policy. Never think of posterity when making a speech.

Never forget posterity when devising a policy. Never think of posterity when making a speech.

"I pay my taxes," says somebody, as if that were an act of virtue instead of one of compulsion.

I did but see her passing by and yet I love her till I die.

I did but see her passing by and yet I love her till I die.

More good things in life are lost by indifference than ever were lost by active hostility.

More good things in life are lost by indifference than ever were lost by active hostility.

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north.

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north.

I put my life on the line to save animals.

I put my life on the line to save animals.