I am one of the few men honest enough to say they do not understand women.

Work is the basis of living. I'll never retire. A man'll rust out quicker than he'll wear out.

Feed the poor and get rich or feed the rich and get poor.

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there.

I think a dream is just a suggestion to start something out, do something.

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

One has to remember that every failure can be a stepping stone to something better.

In all my life I have treated the press with marked contempt and remarkable success.

Considering the company I keep in this place, that is hardly surprising.

Never take any notice of Anonymous letters, unless you get a few thousand on the same subject.

Never forget posterity when devising a policy. Never think of posterity when making a speech.

"I pay my taxes," says somebody, as if that were an act of virtue instead of one of compulsion.

I did but see her passing by and yet I love her till I die.

More good things in life are lost by indifference than ever were lost by active hostility.

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north.

I put my life on the line to save animals.

So fear helps me from making mistakes, but I make lot of mistakes.

scientific whaling, and other lies will be exposed and become atrocities of the past.

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling.