Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me.

Once you learn how to do something, you don't lose it. Unless you die.

Keep in mind, I'm not allowed to be tough. I'm tamed.

I just want everyone to know I'm suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn't let go.

He's a jokester, and that's funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.

Before I became the 'Great Test of the West," I was the 'Beast of the East.'

We want to win. We want to win big. We want to win the whole thing.

I would like to be referred to as 'The Big Aristotle'.

Pluto is not a planet, but I am.

Y'all reporters like my quotes, don't you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.

There's no answer for my offence, just like the Pythagorean theorem.

If you don't stick to simplicity, you'll die a horrible death.

I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don't remember what I said last night.

I did everything the right way and earned my spot in this game, nothing was given to me.

If I were a painter, you'd be calling me Shaqcasso.

I don't believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don't know where your next meal is coming from.

When you're righteous, you don't have to tell people that you're righteous.

I get motivated when I have doubters.

I'm a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.