If you don't stick to simplicity, you'll die a horrible death.

I just want everyone to know I'm suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn't let go.

He's a jokester, and that's funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.

Before I became the 'Great Test of the West," I was the 'Beast of the East.'

We want to win. We want to win big. We want to win the whole thing.

I would like to be referred to as 'The Big Aristotle'.

Pluto is not a planet, but I am.

Y'all reporters like my quotes, don't you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.

Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me.

There's no answer for my offence, just like the Pythagorean theorem.

I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don't remember what I said last night.

I did everything the right way and earned my spot in this game, nothing was given to me.

If I were a painter, you'd be calling me Shaqcasso.

I don't believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don't know where your next meal is coming from.

When you're righteous, you don't have to tell people that you're righteous.

I get motivated when I have doubters.

I'm a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.

My message to little kids who aspire to be anything they want to be is to listen to their parents.

The day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning