You’ll find that life is still worthwhile, if you just smile.

Do not put your trust in rivers, men who carry weapons, beasts with claws or horns, women, and members of a royal family.

Considersing the forebearance of a person, Do not harass him.

He who is prepared for the future and he who deals cleverly with any situation that may arise are both happy; but the fatalistic man who wholly depends on luck is ruined.

The man who remains a fool even in advanced age is really a fool, just as the Indra-Varuna fruit does not become sweet no matter how ripe it might become.

Save your wealth against future calamity. Do not say, "what fear has a rich man of calamity?" Wealth sometimes vanishes away and large accumulations perish.

At the time of the pralaya (universal destruction) the oceans are to exceed their limits and seek to change, but a saintly man never changes.

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!

A tramp, a gentleman, a poet, a dreamer, a lonely fellow, always hopeful of romance and adventure.

My pain may be the reason for somebody’s laugh. But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody’s pain.

Perfect love is the most beautiful of all frustrations because it is more than one can express.

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.

Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is ‘elephant’.

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.

We think too much and feel too little.

In the end, everything is a gag.

I suppose that’s one of the ironies of life doing the wrong thing at the right moment.

I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out of it. If people are disillusioned by that remark, I can’t help it. It’s the truth.