America has the best politicians money can buy.

We become what we think about. Energy flows where attention goes.

Your thoughts determine your frequency, and your feelings tell you immediately what frequency you are on.

Treat yourself the way you want to be treated by others... love yourself and you will be loved.

Life isn't happening to you; life is responding to you.

Treat yourself with love and respect, and you will attract people who show you love and respect.

Don't squat with your spurs on.

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.

What the country needs are dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

Common sense ain't common.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.

If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.

A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people.