Author: Will Rogers
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Good Night Messages for Wife
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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