With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke. - Will Rogers quotes

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.

Author: Will Rogers

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Will Rogers Quotes - If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.

Author: Will Rogers

Will Rogers Quotes - I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Author: Will Rogers

Will Rogers Quotes - There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.

There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.

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Will Rogers Quotes - A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people.

A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people.

Author: Will Rogers

Will Rogers Quotes - The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

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Will Rogers Quotes - A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.

A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.

Author: Will Rogers

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