The short memories of the American voters are what keep our politicians in office.

The short memories of the American voters are what keep our politicians in office.

Will Rogers

Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.

Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.

We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.

We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

I know worrying works because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.

I know worrying works because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

I still have my [flight] license and I can still pass a flight physical.

I still have my [flight] license and I can still pass a flight physical.

I hate to think that we may be out there seven to ten years out and dependent on the Russians for our journey into space.

I hate to think that we may be out there seven to ten years out and dependent on the Russians for our journey into space.

We had a lot of confidence that there was going to be a successful mission. We weren't off on some suicide effort, certainly with Friendship 7.

We had a lot of confidence that there was going to be a successful mission. We weren't off on some suicide effort, certainly with Friendship 7.

I still love to fly and I'll never get over that.

I still love to fly and I'll never get over that.

America had an emphasis on the individual and so education became available for everyone.

America had an emphasis on the individual and so education became available for everyone.

We (the DOE) are poisoning our people in the name of national security.

We (the DOE) are poisoning our people in the name of national security.

I was sold on flying as soon as I had a taste for it.

I was sold on flying as soon as I had a taste for it.

The moment of twilight is simply beautiful.

The moment of twilight is simply beautiful.